Do your ......hang low?

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Do your ......hang low?
fill in the blank x

Answer

My boobs hang low, they wobble to and frobrI cant tie them in a knot brI cant tie them in a bowbrCant carry them on my shoulder like a military soldier!brBut, my boobs han low!

What IS impossible in this reality?

Question

What IS impossible in this reality?
quotnothing is impossible if you put your mind to itquot

Answer

I dont know for sure if anything is really impossible, but some things are so improbable that they might as well be impossible. I cant prove that there is not an invisible, weightless snake crawling up my arm right this momentbut I cant help thinking that is incredibly improbable, even if I concentrate really hard on making it happen.